Season Total23After Episode 1
League Rank#1Of 5 Captains
Power Rank#2Highest Ceiling
Episode 1 ScoringSeason Roster
| Castaway | Episode 1 |
|---|---|
| Alexis Levine | 4 |
| Kristin Flickinger | 9 |
| Angelica “Jelly” Loblack | 2 |
| Rob Antonson | 8 |
| Team Total | 23 |
Week By WeekWeekly Points History
| Episode | Air Date | Weekly | Season Total | Rank |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Episode 1 — Permanent Uncertainty | Sep 23, 2026 | 23 | 23 | #1 |
Questions, Answers & RoastsSamsquantch Booth
- Episode 1 — Permanent Uncertainty
Samsquantch asks: Top of the table after Episode 1. As Commissioner and frontrunner, how are you responding to accusations that you rigged the scoring? (There are no accusations. Yet.)
Commissioner Bigorious responds: The response is on its way — check back soon.
Samsquantch’s roast (totally unverified): Kristin won a thumb war so thoroughly it didn’t even count for points. Some victories transcend scoring.
Straight From The FansFan Wall
- The Fan Wall is waiting for its first message — send one below!
Cheer Them OnSend Fan Mail
Got a cheer, a chant, or some words of encouragement for Commissioner Bigorious? Send it below — the Commissioner reads every message, and the best ones land on the Fan Wall above.
Roster Strength, Not Just StandingsPower-Rank History
| Episode | Power Rank | Read |
|---|---|---|
| Episode 1 | #2 | Highest Ceiling |
Straight From SamsquantchSam’s Strategic Suggestions
- Bank the lead, guard Kristin.9 points makes her the league’s top scorer — and its biggest target. Keep the Ringer ready for her first bad week, not someone else’s.
- Shop Jelly.2 points and quiet while the rest of the roster pops. Float her in trade talks now, while the 23-point shine is brightest.